Online Oracles (30)

Websites in Advice

1. Advice Lord
   Offers advice with straight-forward answers and humor.
   http://www.advicelord.com
   
   
2. Advice7
   Free advice from romance to jobs. Free greeting cards, and links.
   http://advice7.com/
   
   
3. Analysts Anonymous
   Free analysis on subjects of your choice. Includes forum and message boards.
   http://geocities.com/analysts_anonymous/
   
   
4. Ask Aunt Aggie
   Old lady gives offensive advice on relationships, medicine, psychology and knitting.
   http://www.askauntaggie.co.uk/
   
   
5. Ask Dodgy Mike
   An un-trained, un-qualified idiot who will be of no help whatsoever.
   http://www.geocities.com/askdodgymike/newindex.html
   
   
6. Ask Dr. Eldritch
   Uncommon advice for those who find themselves in extraordinary circumstances.
   http://www.askdreldritch.com/
   
   
7. Ask Dr. Metropolis
   All manner of advice for those who don't need to know.
   http://www.drmetropolis.com
   
   
8. Ask Jeez
   The Son of God operates this advice driven search engine.
   http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0004/askjeez/index.cfm
   
   
9. Ask Ken!
   Offers advice on any subject to anyone for free.
   http://www.kenspace.net/
   
   
10. Ask Mr. Universe
    Answers to questions of cosmic importance.
    http://www.spiritlifts.com/features/universe.htm
    
    
11. Ask Peeves
    Get personal advice from a very angry person.
    http://www.askpeeves.com/
    
    
12. Ask Sister Rossetta
    Nuns, clergy, and regular sinners like you ask questions of the lavender nun.
    http://www.rossetta.com/
    
    
13. Ask Skippy
    Hundreds of dumb questions and answers.
    http://niftyness.com/askskippy/skippy.htm
    
    
14. Ask Spacefem
    Questions about women, relationships, and the random weirdness of our world.
    http://spacefem.com/advice/
    
    
15. Ask Taco
    Advice from Taco on relationships, sex, or just about anything under the sun.
    http://www.asktaco.com/
    
    
16. Ask The Mighty Thor
    Advice column featuring hopeless questions and ruthless responses.
    http://www.askthor.com/thor-home.html
    
    
17. Ask Uncle Ralph
    Humorous advice for trailer trash.
    http://www.askuncleralph.com
    
    
18. Ask Zeus!
    Get answers directly from the omnipotent King of the Gods, Zeus.
    http://www.zeusthunders.com/
    
    
19. Ask the Big Brain
    Funny answers to questions submitted to "The Big Brain".
    http://askthebigbrain.com
    
    
20. AskWimble.com
    Ask any question for a humorous and sometimes correct answer.
    http://www.askwimble.com/
    
    
21. Bubba's Advice
    Visitors can ask questions from this possibly fictional redneck.
    http://askbubba2000.tripod.com/index.html
    
    
22. Dear Aunt Nettie
    America's oldest Internet guru tells it like it is.
    http://www.dearauntnettie.com/
    
    
23. Dear Reid
    Utterly useless advice from a completely unqualified guy.
    http://www.dearreid.com/
    
    
24. Dear Winifred
    Odd advice for strange people.
    http://dearwinifred.livejournal.com/
    
    
25. Don't Throw a Brick Straight Up
    Advice and tips to help the stupid cope with life.
    http://rinkworks.com/brick/
    
    
26. Duct Tape Guys
    Jim and Tim explore implausible uses of the sticky gray stuff in books and appearances on stage and television. Drop-down list with dozens of use categories.
    http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/
    
    
27. Endless Agony
    Advice on life, love, travel and other topics.
    http://www.endlessagony.com/
    
    
28. EtiquetteGrrls.com
    Includes advice column, letters, information about their book, profile, rhetorical questions and links.
    http://www.etiquettegrrls.com
    
    
29. Fire Kills
    Featuring somewhat tongue-in-cheek safety advice.
    http://www.firekills.co.uk/
    
    
30. Fun Advice
    Forum offering humorous advice on life and relationships. Free membership.
    http://www.funadvice.com/
    
    
31. Generic Answer
    Random answers to troubling questions.
    http://www.genericanswer.com
    
    
32. Gorm the Wired Viking
    Choose your topic and be rewarded with an "ancient" Viking proverb, or help to create new proverbs in Gorm's Olde Proverb Factory.
    http://gorm.com/
    
    
33. Grumpy Llama
    Guidance from an unhappy member of the Camelidae family.
    http://www.grumpyllama.com/
    
    
34. Guru Jeff's Page of Truth
    An illustrated guide to ass-kissing, take on online quiz to see if you are enlightened, or discover the truth about men.
    http://www.gurujeff.com/
    
    
35. Hot Potato
    Advice on relationships and moral dilemmas.
    http://www.angelfire.com/ego/kuumaperuna/engmain.html
    
    
36. How To Become a Successful Super Villain
    A step-by-step guide to world domination.
    http://mysite.freeserve.com/supervillain
    
    
37. I'm Right You're Wrong
    Resolve issues with lovers, friends or family by taking them to court, or join a jury and pry into the affairs of others. Most features require registration.
    http://www.imright.com/
    
    
38. Just for the Halibut
    Humorous quotes and strange advice for everyday life.
    http://www.angelfire.com/my/words2liveby/
    
    
39. Married to Mommy
    The "Professors of Matrimony" explore the marital metamorphosis of women into their mothers.
    http://www.marriedtomommy.com/
    
    
40. Mean Mug
    Guidance on how to be mean, rude, obnoxious and selfish.
    http://www.meanmug.org/
    
    
41. Miss Abigail's Time Warp Advice
    Old advice for contemporary dilemmas, covering the age-old topics of dating, love, living together, puberty, marriage, sex, etiquette, housekeeping, and even home repairs.
    http://www.MissAbigail.com
    
    
42. Mr. Joel's Hollywood Beauty Tips
    Mr. Joel of Hollywood offers humorous Hollywood gossip, beauty tips, and sexual advice to women.
    http://www.mrjoel.com
    
    
43. My Magic Baby
    Seek answers to difficult questions from a baby in a hat.
    http://www.MyMagicBaby.com/
    
    
44. Nanna Online
    Warm, fuzzy advice and computer tips.
    http://members.tripod.com/nanna_online/
    
    
45. Pickled Pauline's Problems Page
    Warped advice from an inebriated agony aunt.
    http://www.e-personals.info
    
    
46. RevengeLady.com
    Humorous relationship advice, consumer information, and celebrity revenge.
    http://www.RevengeLady.com/
    
    
47. Shitty Advice
    Badly thought out advice. Read an archive of visitor's problems and see the suggested poor solutions.
    http://www.shittyadvice.com/
    
    
48. Shut Up and Date
    Relationship advice for men from a charismatic romance professional.
    http://www.dekafilm.com/shutupanddate/
    
    
49. Space Buddha
    Sage advice from the enlightened one.
    http://www.geocities.com/the_space_buddha/
    
    
50. Stupid Question
    Sometimes serious, and sometimes humorous answers to seemingly trivial questions covering all mannger of topics.
    http://www.stupidquestion.net/
    
    
51. Stupid Questions
    Pose humorous, stupid, technical or profound questions for discussion.
    http://www.stupidquestions.org/
    
    
52. Stupid Questions Answered
    Submit your dumb question here. No question too dumb. Lots of dumb answers, too.
    http://www.stupidquestionsanswered.com
    
    
53. Swami Baktanimbin
    Chat with the Swami Baktanimbin. Let the Swami relieve you of the heavy burden of your wallet.
    http://www.blueswami.com
    
    
54. The Bastards Handbook
    Guidance on how to be unpleasant.
    http://www.bastardshandbook.com/
    
    
55. The Bitter Single Guy's Relationship Advice Site
    Real advice with a fun twist from a guy who's been dumped too many times.
    http://www.bittersingleguy.com
    
    
56. The Conversatron
    Interact with pop culture, fictional characters, and weird stuff.
    http://conversatron.com/
    
    
57. The Macking Manual
    A guide for the young macks out there, the players, and the veterans.
    http://www.rumdogs.com/coverpage.html
    
    
58. The Moral Minority
    Irrelevant answers to your most important questions.
    http://www.moralminority.org
    
    
59. The Naked Dancing Llama
    A tangoing, frolicking, peanut spitting llama who is here to help you with your problems.
    http://www.frolic.org/
    
    
60. The Truth
    The truth about life's big mysteries and senseless little annoyances.
    http://NeverDream.com/truth.html
    
    
61. True Meaning of Life
    Advice from videogame and pop culture icons.
    http://truemeaningoflife.com
    
    
62. Wise Babe Advice
    Social commentary and humorous advice that focuses on fashion. Submit your social questions.
    http://wisebabe.com
    
    

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