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1. Darth McBride
   SCO CEO Darl McBride as Star War's favorite heavy breathing heavy (bad guy), playing with Star Wars dolls. Digitally enhanced photograph. [Anthony and Hala Awtrey]
   http://www.awtrey.com/common/dolls2.jpg
   
   
2. Fake E-mail Parody Targets SCO CEO Darl McBride
   Message mimics well-known Nigerian e-mail scam messages, written to seem as if it came from Darl's keyboard; ever-serious Darl declined comment on parody. Quotes full text. [Computerworld]
   http://www.computerworld.com/softwaretopics/os/linux/story/0,10801,84402,00.html
   
   
3. Osama Bin McBride
   Where do you want to bomb today? SCO CEO Darl McBride as America's favorite terrorist (or turbaned Amish elder?). Handsome photograph.
   http://www24.brinkster.com/haagsepatrick/mcbride.htm
   
   
4. Parody: Modern SCO Executive
   Lyrical summary of SCO suit and related events, in format of song 'I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major-General', from 'Pirates of Penzance', by Gilbert, Sullivan. With funny forum comments. [LWN: Linux Weekly News]
   http://lwn.net/Articles/34848/
   
   
5. Random SCO Comment Generator
   Interactively generates random number of sentences from old Slashdot comments, randomly mixed, with random topics, usually making a funny, if chaotic, combination. All comment pieces belong to original owners. [RageAgainst.net]
   http://www.rageagainst.net/scogenerator.php
   
   
6. SCO Sues To Become Relevant
   By Pete Mawse. Brief history lesson of everybody's favorite value-subtracted company. Sarcastic exagerated interpretation of SCO history. [Humorix]
   http://humorix.org/articles/may03/sco.shtml
   
   
7. Someday the Mountain Might Get 'em, But the Law Never Will
   Annotated photographic summary of SCO suit and related events, in format of Dukes of Hazzard US TV show.
   http://www.arie.org/doh/
   
   
8. Stop or We Will Siege You Petition
   Tell SCO they should give up, and leave Linux alone, or we will form a large geek army and siege SCO headquarters with Snurf guns and other geeky things. Replaced heavily used Hey SCO, Sue Me Petition. [PetitionOnline.com]
   http://www.petitiononline.com/seigesco/petition.html
   
   
9. The Grinch Who Stole Linux
   Parody of children's Christmas story popular in US, celebratory forum comments. [Groklaw]
   http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20031106164630915
   
   
10. The Nigerian SCO Connection
    Nigerian spam email parody. Eerily realistic. [Ars Technica, LLC]
    http://www.arstechnica.com/wankerdesk/03q2/nigerian-sco.html
    
    
11. The SCO Factor
    By Mayank Sharma. Imaginary telephone dialogs from SCO vs. IBM case, chronological, with printer friendly version. [LinuxLookup.com]
    http://www.linuxlookup.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=21&page=1
    
    
12. The SCO Mug
    Photographs (7) of coffee mug shown modified to handle bio-waste receptacle functions, and being used for such by penguin wearing a gnu about his neck. [Brian/Mitchell Genealogy]
    http://www.bmgen.com/sco_mug/
    
    
13. Vanilla SCO
    Yo Darl, w'sup? SCO CEO Darl McBride as Hip Hop, Rap music artist, strikingly similar to Vanilla Ice. Handsome photograph, actual lyrics to song with beat copied from group Queen. [Anthony and Hala Awtrey]
    http://www.awtrey.com/vanilla-sco/
    
    
14. We Love the SCO Information Minister
    Quotes from SCO personnel on Linux and Unix, chosen for their amusement value; and many serious links, including SCOX basic chart of stock price and volume.
    http://www.welovethescoinformationminister.org/
    
    

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